From a discussion with @cynthia1960 this morning: since Maine Coon cats tend to be as large as ships in *The Culture,* we consider the possibility of giving them [Culture-style ship names](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lis
* *ROU Excited Trill Before Pouncing*
* *GSV You're Not Using this Chair, *I* Am*
* *GCU All of the Floof, None of the Gravitas*
Iterate in the comments if you so desire.